Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.

When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!

Why did the Bitcoin break up with Cardano? It felt they were just too slow.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the Bitcoin never get tired? Because it was always energized by the blockchain.

Why did NOSTR become a superhero? Because it wanted to fight for decentralized justice in communication.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.