Did you hear about the comedian who got arrested at the library? He was charged with battery.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach…

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

What’s a vampire’s favorite ship? A blood vessel.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.

Why did the Bitcoin investor bring a ladder? To reach new heights in the market.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

What is a fancy fish called? So-fish-ticated.