What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

Why did the Bitcoin cross the road? To prove it was decentralized.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the Bitcoin go to the museum? It wanted to admire some ancient blocks.

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

Why did NOSTR go to the library? To learn more about decentralized communication.

Why did the Bitcoin break up with IOTA? It felt they were just too tangled.