Maybe Coinos needs to come in two flavors:

Yolo build where they can "move fast and break things", experimental and Nostr features and all that.

And then have an LTS build that's minimalist, stable, secure. No Nostr stuff or ecash or anything experimental that adds attack surface, targeted at newly orangepilled merchants.

It also makes you more fun to be around.
I'm immediately suspicious of anyone without one. Life's too short to give time to soulless, overly serious robots.