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I made friends with the inmate who stabbed many men. Other than stabbing folks, he's genuinely nice. We talk politics and women. He says Clinton will be president and black women are best in bed. We disagree politically, but I cannot fault his choice in women.
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Consider the debates and animosity between the two chosen options of our government. It is obvious that the America who once offered us George Washington and Abraham Lincoln has devolved into a caricature of itself.
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My Campaign advisors are concerned about my profanity: Words like - F*ck, Sh*t, P*ss and others that are irresistible to me. So I agreed to hire a public speaking coach. Anyone with Tourette's Syndrome that might be interested in the job, Please DM me.