Christians are a fasting people

What are they saying?

Both teach something along the lines that the real you is an intangible soul that has existence separate from your body. And so, there is a sort of fundamental injustice in the physical world, that it has sort of entrapped the "real you".

Basically Platonism/Gnosticism

Incredible

That's wonderful. I think the monastery near me is the most beautiful place in the county.

Recently chrismated Orthodox

Why am I taking lithium chloride?

Because American individualism

As a recent millennial reconvert, let's wait ten years before we declare that we're more devout.

What's his name?

That's what IVPN is