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@SatchmoNakamoto 1768856010

Trump’s motivation speech to the Marine Corp. #trump #venezuela #nostr #maduro

@SatchmoNakamoto 1767718133

Please tell me nobody actually believes we will run Venezuela. I feel like I have somehow teleported back to 2003. For those that don’t remember, we demolished Iraq and installed our own imperial governor which kicked off the Iraqi insurgency.

The imperial sickness is strong in the Bitcoin community it seems.

#bitcoin #nostr #venezuela

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BankSith · 11w

Same loop. Every f time.

@SatchmoNakamoto 1760383119

Just saw an old man in this sandwich shop that had a hat that read:

“Cold War Veteran”

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SatchmoNakamoto 1759842973

My wife says I have gained weight, my grandma says I am too skinny, and my mother says I am in the best shape of my life.

Who do I believe?

#asknostr

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Derek Ross · 24w

Whichever one sees you the least.

Believe the one who never lies. Probably your wife.

Rizful.com (zap tester) · 24w

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@SatchmoNakamoto 1759284765

Cats are so fucking high maintenance. Just tell me what you fucking want!

#catstr #nostr

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@SatchmoNakamoto 1757964486

An easy heuristic to put into practice.
#nostr #memes #memestr #bitcoin

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nostrich · 27w

CensorThis · 27w

Lol, you have no pfp

Satchmo @SatchmoNakamoto 1757964358

Just the name Satchmo should be a tip off lol You must hate Jazz.

My pfp is visible on 3 different nostr apps I checked. Idk lol

CensorThis · 27w

Ah, more signaling that you’re brown. Thanks.

Satchmo @SatchmoNakamoto 1757894324

What signal? My name is Satchmo, it wasn’t clear to you? Lol Did someone change my profile pic to a white guy without me noticing?

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CensorThis · 27w

Lol, you have no pfp

Owen Gregory · 27w

No, not likely you travelled in his sphere. 😂

Satchmo @SatchmoNakamoto 1757893287

He looks like one of those wasps you meet at a yacht club in the northeastern United States. Like a wannabe Kennedy.

The sunglasses are dope though.

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CensorThis · 27w

Ah, more signaling that you’re brown. Thanks.

Owen Gregory · 27w

Nothing too heady, simply a father with his children, it’s a white thing.

Owen Gregory · 27w

“Genetics matter,”. Agree! https://blossom.primal.net/8616bc2113771e44cbaf06ee9156455df9f17baac9cae87571b430ee3393b163.jpg

Satchmo @SatchmoNakamoto 1757892699

Are we supposed to know who this fat guy is?

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Owen Gregory · 27w

No, not likely you travelled in his sphere. 😂

Owen Gregory · 27w

Sat-schmo, your making “a” point and missing “the” point.

Satchmo @SatchmoNakamoto 1757892639

Owen, thanks for your input. Really clears things up.

CensorThis · 27w

Blacks are violent and retarded Whites and tempered until they are not, upper echelons of IQ on average Asians are subservient but intelligent Indians shit in the street Genetics matter, the fact ...

Satchmo @SatchmoNakamoto 1757888152

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You do realize that genetics and race are not the same thing, right? Doesn’t matter, thanks for the laughs.

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CensorThis · 27w

Lolol. “The brown people and the yellow people are the same!” You’re retarded, and must be black.

Owen Gregory · 27w

Sat-schmo, your making “a” point and missing “the” point.