I uncle sam will have to personally give the largest banks in the United States an extremely large loan so that they can continue a broken business model. This loan will save the tax payers billions...because they never legally have to pay me back. The banks where everyone saves money...have zero money...im going to fix this...dont worry we just have to give the banks more money....everyone thanks for protesting in wall street new york city, you can all go home im going to fix the banks...please everyone peacefully go home. The banks have been saved this will protect all they money that they dont have....good night see you tomorrow at work.
So everyone say inside your home for months....this is because Chinese ppl eat bat soup. Raw Dirty wild flying black bat wing hot soup.
Remember Chinese ppl drink bat soup...stay inside your home...do not drink Chinese bat soup....take this injection it will cure the Chinese bat soup flu and I will personally give you 1 thousand dollars.
Remember do not order wild Chinese flying dirty raw black bat wing soup at your local Chinese restaurant.