Raising kids and buying Bitcoin both require patience, nerves of steel, and a high tolerance for chaos.

Dilemma: Which one do I sell when the going gets tough — my coins or their toys?

#Bitcoin

Explaining Bitcoin to a 5-year-old is easier than explaining why they can’t stack cookies to the ceiling.

Question: If they understand scarcity, can I write them off as a dependent and a financial advisor?
#Bitcoin

My daughter asked for a pony. I showed her satoshis. She cried. I smiled. #bitcoin

Forget trust funds. I’m leaving them a hardware wallet and a seed phrase. #bitcoin

They get stickers, I get sats — we all win. #bitcoin

If I stack enough sats, maybe I won’t have to explain what fiat means? #bitcoin

They wanted ice cream. I bought Bitcoin. They’ll thank me in 2040. #bitcoin

Raising strong girls in a weak fiat world. #bitcoin

While they ask for ponies, I’m stacking digital magic beans. #bitcoin

They wear tiaras, I stack sats — we both believe in magic. #bitcoin

Saving magic internet money — one sat at a time! #bitcoin

Building princess castles… on the blockchain! #bitcoin