opinions are like assholes. I post them everywhere like goatse

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Chekhov's gun control laws

Downloading hinge to laugh at women

I'm the guy who puts razor blades in all the Halloween candy. It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it

A smash burger is when you have sex with the ground beef

#racism is #poggers

When you see the band Ween when you're walking down the street: hello, ween

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Intracontinental ballistic missile

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