I have acquired Dolly Parton's autopsy photos and I'm going to post them on the internet right here on Decayable.

This is going to be HUGE.

Get ready to see a massive influx of new accounts on here.

In case you were wondering where I've been.

This could be us.

This is clown's attorney. If you're reading this you're probably going to be subpoenaed in his trial for multiple counts of murder.

I broke the ceasefire with your mom's ass last night.

*taps mic*

Is this thing on?

The woodchipper needs to be his master.

#TTD