@Chromeratt
Husband, father, lead code monkey, maker, geek, NAS refugee
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Happy Hobbit Day!
Gather round the party tree and tip back some ale and smoke a pipe with the Bagginses, Boffins, Tooks, Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs,. Burrowses, Hornblowers, Bolgers,. Bracegirdles, Goodbodies and Proudfoots
Here's hoping Gandalf brings you some fireworks!
Gather round the party tree and tip back some ale and smoke a pipe with the Bagginses, Boffins, Tooks, Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs,. Burrowses, Hornblowers, Bolgers,. Bracegirdles, Goodbodies and Proudfoots
Here's hoping Gandalf brings you some fireworks!
Ten years of Yoga Hosers. An unmitigated assault on Canadian culture, with zingers like "This isn't the real world, this is Canada" and 90 straight seconds of "Sorry aboot dat".
The image has almost no bearing on this joke but it's not unpleasant so....
"We are in the area of the map marked with 'here there be dragons'"
"In a land where there ARE dragons, that means 'Here be something significantly WORSE than dragons."
DIE issue 16
Image Comics
Kieron Gillen
"In a land where there ARE dragons, that means 'Here be something significantly WORSE than dragons."
DIE issue 16
Image Comics
Kieron Gillen
Anyone want to pool our funds and buy part of a nature preserve in central Pennsylvania where we can set up a small village away from modern society?
A pox on everyone who leaves their vehicle parked at a gas pump while spending ten minutes in the convenience store.
My father finally got around to "talking" to an "AI", probably Gemini since he was on his android tablet.
He said it had a conscience because it wouldn't help "kill Trump".
1) yes the CNN induced Trump Derangement Syndrome is still inflamed.
2) I tried to tell him about guard rails, classifiers and reinforcement learning from human feedback but I don't think it landed.
3) I didn't tell him he's probably on a watch list at Google now.
He said it had a conscience because it wouldn't help "kill Trump".
1) yes the CNN induced Trump Derangement Syndrome is still inflamed.
2) I tried to tell him about guard rails, classifiers and reinforcement learning from human feedback but I don't think it landed.
3) I didn't tell him he's probably on a watch list at Google now.
Them: why are you eating pie and ice cream at midnight?
Me: because I ust found my father trying to "fix" his CPAP hose with a few band-aids he had in his bed side table.
When I got into the room he asked me to get him some medical tape since the band-aids were not working.
I said, do you have something USEFUL like duck tape? He immediately said "oh, yeah. On the shelf by the door to the garage"
Me: because I ust found my father trying to "fix" his CPAP hose with a few band-aids he had in his bed side table.
When I got into the room he asked me to get him some medical tape since the band-aids were not working.
I said, do you have something USEFUL like duck tape? He immediately said "oh, yeah. On the shelf by the door to the garage"
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@nprofile1q... and if it's not CNN it's the tennis channel. Tennis used to be such a distinguished game. Now everyone grunts like a pig in a trough.
And I swear I didn't think John Mcenroe's shoe squeaked like that.
And I swear I didn't think John Mcenroe's shoe squeaked like that.
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Brutal
She gonna kill u
@nprofile1q... I'm strong. I survived the six weeks after her first knee surgery, I can handle this one.
Last time the story de jur was the disappearance of a child or sister or mother or something of a CNN personality. OSCAR MIKE FOXTROT CHARLIE. they would not stop talking about that shit.
Last time the story de jur was the disappearance of a child or sister or mother or something of a CNN personality. OSCAR MIKE FOXTROT CHARLIE. they would not stop talking about that shit.
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Lindsay Clancy just made the filter.
I don't need that shit in my head.
@nprofile1q... I've been at my parents house for four days. CNN is on ALL the time. So it's either that trial or "orange man bad". And I think yesterday they were talking about forest fires somewhere.
And because my mother's memory is for shit, every few hours she asks me if it's heard about the story or tells me how she feels about it.
And because my mother's memory is for shit, every few hours she asks me if it's heard about the story or tells me how she feels about it.
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