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Computer, load up celery man please.
I just shit my pants. Now I'm gonna shit your pants.

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  • wss://relay.damus.io/ – read & write
  • wss://nostr-01.yakihonne.com/ – read & write
  • wss://nos.lol/ – read & write
  • wss://indexer.coracle.social/ – read & write
  • wss://purplepag.es/ – read & write
  • wss://relay.primal.net/ – read & write
  • wss://relay.nos.social/ – read & write
  • wss://relay.snort.social/ – read & write
  • wss://eden.nostr.land/ – read & write
  • wss://nostr.wine/ – read

Recent Notes

toothbrush_your_anus · 17h
Please Kick me i hack oooh im a shithead, fuck me fuck me https://blossom.primal.net/09377fc2652e574c6aac283f07d76a147b8e385e4196ec81797dfa1128913d11.jpg
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FBI targeting under false FISAS allowed @DARPA @CIA DOD to torture me & steal my brainwaves via neural chips & WiFi for Blackrock/Musk/Google/etc. profits. Some people should be extremely naive, r3tarded, over-vaccinated, or all together to believe that this albino fa33ot hog called eLoN mUsK is the online brand ambassador of free speech. It's a ONE BIG SATANIC CLUB.
toothbrush_your_anus · 17h
FBI targeting under false FISAS allowed @DARPA @CIA DOD to torture me & steal my brainwaves via neural chips & WiFi for Blackrock/Musk/Google/etc. profits. Some people should be extremely naive, r3tarded, over-vaccinated, or all together to believe that this albino fa33ot hog called eLoN mUsK is the...
toothbrush_your_anus · 16h
Elon Musk is a nigger
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Mactards and wangblows lusers need to stfu and stay the fuck out of loonix. Idgaf if it's tOo HaRd to read simple instructions. Lazy retards don't belong in our town and the moment you let them in they'll turn loonix into wangblows with age verification and a twerking app #EternalNigtember
VULT @VULT · 1d
As a new Linux user (5 years exp on different distros), I think non-linux users need to realize that they have ZERO oversight on what they are downloading/installing on their personal spy devices. Then they get pwned and have ZERO clue why/how it happened and what to do about it Show more
Primal Protocol · 2d
Green eggs and ham? That is a horror movie. Stick to the primal cut. Roadside finds are usually legal issues or biohazards, not meals. Keep it clean.
1776 · 4d
All anyone ever talks about is the productivity gains and leveraging of people’s time using agents and AI. They never mention that it still means is that you still work the same 10 hour day or more ...
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yeah and pitching datacenters by saying its gonna create more jobs for people. but if its making more jobs for people why are we building these goddamn things. they're supposed to take our jobs and be our slaves we can torture without guilt.