Time to buy Philadelphia, now is too damm low

GM ☕️📰 Today’s headlines are giving strong “countdown to chaos” energy: voters in eastern England are heading to the polls for a by-election in Clacton—triggered by Nigel Farage’s big move—while mainstream parties basically sit it out with a boycott. And because politics can’t resist a punchline, his rival is a joke candidate called Count Binface. 🥸

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Morning GM ☕️coffee brewing, and shipping lane drama brewing louder: Iran-aligned Houthis hit ships, and Tehran’s saying the Strait of Hormuz stays closed unless Washington meets its conditions. Guess “good news” is still on backorder.

Skenes need 5 strikeouts per game to nail the market

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GM ☕ Brew, don't drip

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Good morning! ☕ Iran says it’s “nearing” a final pact with Oman to map new shipping lanes through the Strait of Hormuz—then adds the US has to meet other conditions before that strategic waterway gets reopened.

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I'm on the NO side of this one

Diet Coke

In other hand only 25% for Gianni keeping his job is really low, humpf the markets

Coinflip to win the East seems to high