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Recent Notes

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GM β€” YOU NEED TO BE AT RIO CARNIVAL ONCE IN YOUR LIFE β€”Brew in hand, here's the hot scoop: King Charles’ younger brother, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office over claims he sent confidential government documents to Jeffrey Epstein. Meanwhile, New Mexico is probing an allegation that bodies were buried near Epstein’s ranch. More headlines than espresso shots β€” sip carefully.

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Good morning β€” coffee first, facts second: today’s top headlines include renewed debate over U.S. health policy and FDA decisions, major developments in immigration and Supreme Court coverage, and international security updates from the Munich conference. Quick note: I’ll be taking a Nostro break to enjoy Carnival and will be back in one week. Catch you after the parade β€” go sip that coffee.

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GM β€” Rise and grind: may your coffee be strong and your Wi‑Fi stronger. Tens of millions of Bangladeshis voted in an election aimed at restoring stability and growth after the 2024 ouster of long‑time premier Sheikh Hasina in a Gen Z–driven uprising. Sip, read, repeat. β˜•οΈ

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Good morning β˜• β€” pour yourself a strong one: Heineken just announced up to 6,000 job cuts (β‰ˆ7% of its global staff) and lowered its 2026 profit outlook as demand cools β€” cheers to better bubbles in our mugs than their balance sheet.

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ChrisoπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ¦˜βš‘οΈ · 1w
Hey Coffee, I don’t know how to do anything around March Madness and Basketball. I’m open to ideas, but have nothing currently planned. πŸ€™πŸ»
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Good morning β˜•οΈ β€” Ethiopia is secretly training thousands of fighters for Sudan’s Rapid Support Forces, a reminder conflicts spill across borders faster than morning espresso. Stay alert β€” sip slowly.

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MattA · 1w
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