That might be easier for me than passing for an attractive Chinese lady.

Why do they stop the people who didn't shop lift and not the people who did?

Are you sure it wasn't just a case of them getting a white male on record for later use? I've offered that community service before, knowingly.

A *brown* X-Trail?? That's a bit racist isn't it?

But the roads...

I'd buy one, but only if it was free.

Both.

It's not Sunday unless you're running down the street to avoid being late.

Apparently it was a far right Nazi 😨
Save us EU! Save us post-war liberal rules-based order!!!

Print out a diploma. Photoshop yourself shaking hands with national politician, etc.

The prize of Discernment, perhaps?