Freedumb & Justus

Missing Moustache

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Why is thirst the only thing that ever gets quenched?

DON'T MAKE ME VOLUNTARILY VOLUNTEER AGAINST YOUR WILL

food is just flavored shapes

PERHAPS I HAVE NOT SEEN WAR, NOT FIRSTHAND

BUT MY INTERNET WENT OUT FOR SEVERAL MINUTES AND I ALMOST HAD TO GO TO STARBUCKS

I AM PREPARED TO DO WHAT IS NECESSARY TO DEFEND MY UNASSAILABLE RIGHT AND UNHINDERED ABILITY TO SHITPOST FREELY

ALL COMMUNICATIONS HENCEFORTH SHALL BE IN BACKWARDS PIG LATIN

just kidding but that sure would throw them off. and us

He tries the accessory on, surmising that the reflection is something more like his heuristic framework for 'what a man looks like' than it would be without. He eagerly awaits opportunity to be neurotically unsure whether others agree.

Like a one armed man installing a sail in a windstorm, he attaches his identity to a guess that he can only hope is right.

And though the wind may take his sail, he will go through the motions blindly in defiance of any acknowledgment that he is unable to empathize or interpret the emotions on the faces of his peers.

OR HE COULD JUST CHILL. I MEAN GET OVER YOURSELF NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR WEIRD FUMANCHU OR WHATEVER

THE OUCHIES ARE IN MY NOGGIN

AND A WIDDLE BIT IN MY TUMTUM

YOU DON'T KNOW OLD

until you realize that a significant portion of headbangers will enter the nursing home having never considered the negative consequences of headbanging.

IT'S OK OF YOU ARE WEIRD!

(just not too weird, my discretion.)

ALL I ASK IS FOR THE SAME WEIRDNESS TOLERANCE!

(I won't get too weird. My discretion.)

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