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do i have to memorize am pm or can i just say noon and midnight
*raises hand*
"Excuse me, Mr. speaker, would you please stop talking for a moment? I need time to catch up. I'm taking notes, and i need to write back over these letters a few more times to manually create a bold heading distinguishable from the rest of my writing.
"You see, there is a correct way of doing things, and an incorrect way. Objectively."
GATHER YOUNG MOTHERS
I HEREBY DECLARE YOU MUST. AT ATTENTION. FORTHWITH
DO NOT SATIATE YOUR CHILDREN WITH EXTERNAL STIMULUS. LEST YE ENSLAVE THEM TO AN INVERSE PARADIGM.
RATHER RESTRUCTURE CONDITIONS SUCH THAT CHILD MAY RESOLVE HIS OWN PERCEIVED LACK THROUGH ACTION. PARTICIPATION. ACHIEVEMENT.
GIRD! GIRD I TELL YE
LASTING CONTENTEDNESS SPRINGS FROM WITHIN
NOT FROM SOME MORE CAPABLE PERCEIVED AUTHORITY WHO FOISTS TEMPORARY STAVEFRUIT UPON THE HAPLESS.
YE SHANT.
SHANT YE NEITHER: FACILITATE. ENGENDER. ENABLE. LEARNED HELPLESSNESS, AND DEPENDENCY. DEPENDENCY ON AN INFANTILIZING THERE THERE OF OVERABUNDANT FEELINGSAMPLIFICATION COUPLED WITH AN INCUBATOR THAT PROHIBITS GROWTH.
BE IT KNOWN
Jeez, you people act like I'm the kind of person who would smoke the hippie lettuce during lunchbreak. Or would even know the statute of limitations on such a thing. On the other side of the parking lot by the swimming pool in 1996.
they call it politics
we call it waiting for fools to admit they were wrong
still waiting
GRAMPA WANTS ME TO BE A PLUMBER
THE MAINTENANCE GUY DOESN'T WANT ME TO TEACH HIM TO BUILD WEBSITES
FORGIVE ME IF I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF MISALIGNED
LET THE DIALOGUE BREATHE
THIS ISN'T LAW AND ORDER
IT'S OKAY TO HAVE A FEMALE CHARACTER WHO ISN'T A SAVVY NO NONSENSE POWERHOUSE WHOSE CLEVER RETORTS CONSISTENTLY LEAVE OTHERWISE COMMANDING MALE PRESENCES SPEECHLESS
AND STOP TEACHING MY CHILDREN THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A PARENT WHO CAN RELATE TO THEIR TEENAGER. THOUGH I UNDERSTAND IT PRECLUDES EMPLOYMENT IN SHOWBUSINESS, HEALTHY FAMILY DYNAMICS, HAPPY MARRIAGES, AND WELL ADJUSTED CHILDREN DO EXIST OUTSIDE OF HOLIDAY SPECIALS
BUT MOST OF ALL, STOP TURNING ALL GREAT SCRIPTS INTO CHARACTER DRIVEN ENSEMBLE DRAMAS WITH INTERWOVEN LOVE INTERESTS AND AUDIENCE TARGETING SIDESTORIES THAT LOOK LIKE THEY WERE SPLICED FROM CANCELED LIFETIME MINISERIES IN POST
modernlessons
Never waste time focusing facts on people who are aligned with your vision but aren't aware of it. Much wiser to fight with people who disagree or don't care.
END ELITISM!
MAKE POORS LESS INTOLERABLE
Are we calling conscientiousness a personality trait now? What's next, professionalism?
Stand up! This is our fight!
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