nostard

"Excuse me, sir, what are you doing?"

"Having great ideas and doing great things."

"Well, I never!"

My Opinion on the Current Thing:

GFY

Kindly refer back to this note as needed.

BonginoCoin

i'm not anti-semitic

i adore old jewish american women and their tasteful decor

and 90's standup comedians

i even lean to the positive side of neutral on the issue of bagels

admittedly the giant 80's glasses, I could take em or leave em

I too lament the occlusion of storied tradition by the inevitable advances in technology. But it is important to make 'ought' from a sober and rational survey of what 'is. '

SO LET'S SEE THEM NEON TITTIES

there are people in this world who watch tv to get the weather in places that they aren't

Advanced civics: Politicians are just the weenies who suffered atomic wedgies in school.

my alarm clock has an option to snooze forever.

haven't tested it yet

THESE ARE MY NON NEGOTIABLE TERMS:

- SIGNING BONUS
- DOUBLE PAY UP FRONT
- PAY AGAIN UPON SERVICES RENDERED
- 90 DAY NO QUESTIONS ASKED WALKAWAY CLAUSE WITH HANDSOME SEVERANCE PACKAGE
- 3 MONTHS PAID VACATION PER QUARTER
- HEALTH AND DENTAL (WITH NO OUT-OF-U.S.-NETWORK PENALTY)
- COMPANY CAR
- COMPANY COMPUTER
- COMPANY PHONE
- COMPANY HOUSE
- COMPANY WAIFU
- 1 LB COMPANY HAMBURGER MEAT
- 1 CUP SHREDDED COMPANY CHEESE
- 1/2 CUP COMPANY LETTUCE

OH AND WE'RE OUT OF COMPANY TACO SHELLS

No, but I'm a decorated nostr veteran.

Kind of.