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I WROTE A POIM

Boomers: "let's meet this afternoon"

Everyone else: "ok what time?"

Boomers: "12:03"

ONCE I HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK VIRILITY, I WILL ARRIVE TO COLLECT YOU

"10/10"

'no way, that's not even a thing'

"9.5"

'?? what's the .5 then ??'

I RESPECT THE GAME OF SOLITAIRE, BUT CAN NO LONGER PLAY WITH THIS FOOL

memes are modern philosophy and idiocracy is real

the dead zone is being visibly stupid, but not plausibly retarded

the poor thing can't function successfully, and can't get sympathy

HALT THAT UNFORTUNATE LOPSIDED BULB ATOP YOUR NECK, AND THE REGRETTABLE NOISES THAT IT MAKES

the greatest joke of my generation is the orange petroleum product known as 'American Cheese'

"Your father would be rolling in his grave."

"Yeah, well, at least he'd be getting some exercise."

you know what? fine.

potential spam = spam

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