i think the computer is supposed to be a machine for making cool stuff

fun ashley fact: she is unaffected by gravity and keeps herself terrestrial and geostationary manually

kira :blobfoxfloof:

i hate math dinguses so much. "let this shit be a bunch of inscrutable math drivel" "let this complicated thing be called a-prime-subscript-dick-subscript-fuck what a clear and resolute name" fuck you

someone should use modern display technologies to make a monitor where different regions can have different refresh rates simultaneously. and then this should get used in like three random arcade games and never appear again

is it true that california girls have sunkist skin. how does that even happen

i still want a sidekick phone

the char type is actually short for charizard

anyway. it's time for another round of Refer Kira To A SWE Internship! does your company have software engineering internships? refer the girl who:

:blobfox: tutored cs at her last school
:blobfox: is good at figuring things out and is pleasant to work with
:blobfox: has done a lot of partially complete projects oops
:blobfox: implemented a language ecosystem feature for an unusual python runtime environment at a company you know (this year's internship)
:blobfox: can't prove but is basically 100% certain she had the lowest ~token spend~ out of hundreds of interns at that company by a significant margin lol
:blobfox: has never had a chatgpt/anthropic/etc acct

things are on track for me to return to the same company next year, so it's not barren out here, but for reasons it would be nice to look at what else is out there. no DOD and not looking for projects that are just throwing stuff at a chatbot and seeing what happens. us based. :blobfoxdrakelike: 🔁

i did so much fucking math today

wake up and smell the VECTORS🐊 and get ready to touch😳 those HOES AND COLUMNS because it's time for 🧮🧮LINEWHORE👄 ALGEBRA📐 send this to n of the baddest m-dimensional SLUTS :neofox_kisser_256: from your SYSTEM OF FREAKQUATIONS 😜 and if none of them are a linear combination of each other 🙈🙈🙈🙈 that means you're a BAESIS :neofox_pleading_256: 😜💥 💦 if n of them send this back👉 👈 :blobfoxsweating: that means they want to show you their ROW SEDUCTION 🫣🫣🫣 if none of them send this back😱😱🪦 that means there is NO HOELUTION :blobfoxpleading:

when i went to photography school they made us take history of photography but in computer science school they don't make you take history of computing. i don't think that is even a class that exists