Nice try resolution script.

Guess the nvidia driver just generated several display heads that just aren't used trying to trip up the script.

Not this time.

We get our homeboy 640x480 res without manually reaching the monitor's physical buttons

Nyeh heh heh.

Vin Diesel is less flammable than Vin Gasoline

We're listening to vintage jazz so now I'm narrating what I'm doing out loud.

Rhythm Heaven Groove. It's alright. You get more of it if you're already familiar with it

Rayman Legends Retold. I mean I still need to complete the original but yeah okay. Sick of remasters though.

Pokopia. We added more gameplay completely underwater! I'm still recommending this game to people who aren't me.

Vampire Survivors Battle Royale? (um I'll pass. It's a different game though just still poncle. Go play the card game instead)

New Xenoblade (I don't have a comment, but this is clearly a big announcement)

Runescape? (Sorry the demographic for this has altered so much I couldn't remain any connection to it since my tween years if I tried)

Mario Party Hello Kitty Edition.

New HD 2D game. I weep for it. (It's probably fine, tired of the style)

Dragon Quest Monsters Infinite Fusion.

Kingdom Hearts 4 (I need not explain.)

Tears of the Ocarina. Breath of the Time. (I dunno, I just shitpost here)

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But what if Super Mario 64 retold? Already did that with Star Fox so... why not?

Wait wait I got it. Diddy Kong Forza Online racing.

I kid, I kid.

I do feel like I am becoming more immune to FOMO all the time though.

Megatron's worst nightmare

Oops! All Starscreams

Speaking of genres... who has been working on the closed captions of the Nintendo Directs?

I swear 80% of it claims the music is big band (with descriptive adjectives)

Glenn Miller did not die for this.