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@nprofile1q... I await seeing "Outbreak of Asthma" on the news.

Stachybotrys chartarum

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Americans are shitting themselves.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2jl23k2l2o

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Well, she's definitely had a total eclipse of the heart now.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c9326rq1509t

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@nprofile1q... TBH, I'm not a fan of larger. American gassy shit. But I quite like this.

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It's good to be home.

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Oh yeah, happy traitors day to our American cousins.

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@nprofile1q... Aye, Starmer had the mandate from the people.

See, I accept and don't have a problem with a party electing a leader because in this country, we elect a political party, we don't have a President.

The point I'm making is that even his own party hasn't elected him as leader, and yet he's being treated as de facto.

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@nprofile1q... Not sure what that has to do with it.

This is like any other backbencher manipulating the country without any authority.

It's insane, and the worst part is nobody is saying "Hang on a minute!" they're all caught up in the euphoria of, well, I'm not sure what, he's not even PM-elect at the moment, he's still just an MP.

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I take it that it's only me that finds it insane that a man who wasn't even an MP a couple weeks ago and hasn't even won a leadership contest or been elected PM by his party is currently shaping Britains policy? 🤯 😱 🤦🏻‍♂️

And you thought the Tories were bad!
#Politics

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That's not a cracker.

THAT'S A CRACKER!

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@nprofile1q... It's a chain, I think it's Available car? She's already looked at one at our local outlet, but it has scratches, and the one in Sheffield has 7,000 fewer miles, so it's a no-brainer to get the car moved.

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The wife is buying a car to replace her Peugeot, which she's basically worn out. It's a Toyota, but it's in Sheffield. They told her they could move the car, but that she would have to pay a non-refundable £150

All weekend, all I had was "Why can't they move it Sunday?" "It could be here Monday!" I got home last night to thunderbolts and flying cutlery.

"They've not moved it!"

Oh? Why not?

"Because she never asked me to pay the £150!"

But you knew you had to pay it?

STFU Pete!

🤦🏻‍♂️ 🙊

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