The Lion does not concern himself with whether his wife has spilled salsa on her pants.

If I prayed to God to love you, would that mean that I didn't love you, or that I did?

The city guy is telling me I'm using too much paint on the roads 🙄

Sometimes God prunes you so that you bloom where you are.

Even the prettiest face has a butt that poops.

And now we're dividing the meetings...

Product goes to the bugs list to figure out how the app actually works 😭😭😭

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Establishing trust and relationship

This just in: female coworker confesses to having a dream about shaving the head of her coworker, who then showed up to work the next day with a haircut.

No more tippy toes for me

We'll chalk that up to "may have purpose in reproduction"