Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that I have obtained a new phone, and my mobile shitposting capabilities have been fully restored.

I've heard that the Canadian legislature had a disastrous hearing today, in which pols parroted pro-censorship think-of-the-children propaganda.

They're discussing it on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalOptimism/comments/1x5h5wk/censorship_megathread_lxxiv_federal_judge/?sort=new

If you're a citizen of #Canada, you should contact whoever represents you and inform them that you are very not okay with age-based #censorship, the rampant invasion of #privacy that #ageVerification entails, nor shuttering Fedi and other innocent nonprofit websites.

#cdnpoli

What's a desperado's favorite operating system?

GUN/Linux.

#shitpost

Currently, my notification count is 4.

How appropriate.

CA/B Forum: “Your private CA's long-lived certificates are NOT COMPLIANT!!! You CAN'T USE THEM!!! 🤬🤬🤬”

Also CA/B Forum: “eMudhra is a perfectly trustworthy #CA. Pay no attention to their proud use of AI in security-critical operations, nor to the fact that they used the exact same private key for literally a dozen different CA certificates, nor that the private key is 4.”

News flash: red tape and buzzword-laden checklists do not beget #security. Patient diligence does.

#cybersecurity #infosec

“Please download your recover codes!”

Son, I have write access to your database. If I lose my 2FA key, I will recover from that situation by force.

#Canada Privacy Commissioner: “Age assurance providers must: Collect the minimum amount of personal information necessary … Delete personal information collected for age assurance”

My brother in Christ, you are not this stupid. You know as well as I do that they're gonna collect and sell the F#@% out of that information, your slap-on-the-wrist cost-of-doing-business “fine” ain't gonna stop 'em, and you ain't gonna toss 'em in prison.

#ageVerification #censorship #privacy

The only kinda bot I want in my life is @nprofile1q...⁠.

Yes, it can't possibly be that men are depressed about, y'know, poverty and job loss and war and climate change and a Goddamn global financial crisis and all. No, it's definitely social media that's causing all of men's grief. 😒

Goddamn lying, censorious sacks of garbage.

https://www.freezenet.ca/cmhf-publishes-flawed-survey-to-say-social-media-is-harmful/

#censorship

@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... What's your take on this? You're based in Germany, yes?

https://www.biometricupdate.com/202610/germany-sets-graduated-age-model-for-social-media-ahead-of-d-you-wallet-launch

Ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing testicle difficulties. Please do not adjust your set.

#shitpost

electric outlet, but instead of prongs sticking out of the plug, the prongs stick out of the outlet

#shitpost