Building your whole family identity on milking a company's offer for way more than you know it's worth and ruining it for everyone else?
Lifetime use is a rare offer, something that might be more available if people weren't so entitled. He should be thanking them for letting him go so long, not suing them.

Thanks for the tip!

How does the lens not get frosted over?

Haha! Even Bitcoin ladies like flowers, I guess!

Took me a while to catch on that they were happening. Eventually there was enough mention of sports at work to realize it wasn't just the Superbowl.

In many places, data is cheap, but connections are still unreliable.

Absolutely.
And any fixed price or required payment by a certain method will price out or exclude many.

Learned the other days the Olympic medals were gold until... Guess what year... 1912.
Go figure.
So much was put in motion in 1913.

So sad it's funny.