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A coworker just said that she took her newborn to "her first sports bar"

Does that really count as an infant's "first"?
:pepeStare:

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Help me identify the model this BB gun form factor is trying to emulate

wertimer :niggacheck: · 1w

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@wertimer :niggacheck: @vitalis Dang! What dis?

vitalis · 1w

https://dirtyknight.life/media/74/60/9d/74609d6e25ab6cab37347154cd728c5a88af8174dbca1fd93619915ce8bb125c.mp4

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@vitalis For me, it would be some song like this:
https://soundcloud.com/allnicerecords/explendor-nothingness

wertimer :niggacheck: · 1w

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Anal :verified_flashing: · 2w

ex cousin gf

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@Anal :verified_flashing: how do you become an ex cousin?

Wiz · 2w

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@Wiz @vitalis I don't think Hitler would have eliminated the concept of "cringe" or its Italian variant.

Wiz · 2w

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@Wiz @vitalis Italians were axis powers, allies of Hitler. Are you saying you like the word "cringissimo"?

Wiz · 2w

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Mickey's a mouse,
Donald's a duck,
Pluto's a dog,

What's goofy?

binkle · 2w

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Good night (sweet prince)

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@korgster
Round One!
FIGHT

korgster @korgster · 2w

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Anal :verified_flashing: · 2w

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@Anal :verified_flashing: @nprofile1q... @Big Lyle :sonnenrad: 🚪 :catnoears: :buceerad: recovery from surgery? :scared_satania:

Flick 🇬🇧 · 3w

God yes, seconding this. So bloody annoying.

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@Flick 🇬🇧 @Faggot Tournament idk how he does it, must be exporting his follows, unfollowing en masse somehow, then importing the follows again???

Flick 🇬🇧 · 3w

I just assumed he was some very sad man who periodically goes through his follows list and un- then re-follows anyone who’s not a mutual. IIRC someone said he was a bit obsessed with having the most followers of anyone on his instance, and he’s something like number two or three so evidently t...