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Recent Notes

Noshole · 2w
Hahaha no, but she used to point at people in public and say “that man is gonna snatch you if you don’t behave” so I grew up thinking everyone wanted to kidnap me
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Our moms are cut from the same cloth.

My mom used to hang clipping up and be like, don't grab the pot, that baby pulled boiling water down and died. Don't play on the train tracks, that boy lost both his legs last summer. Don't play with guns, that kid shot his best friend, etc. I think she was scared we would all earn Darwin awards.
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Noshole · 2w
Fear is a….tactic for parenting. Think I will try a different strategy myself
Noshole · 2w
Hahaha no, but she used to point at people in public and say “that man is gonna snatch you if you don’t behave” so I grew up thinking everyone wanted to kidnap me
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Who figured out that if you keep beating egg whites, they'd become heavenly dessert?
Because I know its going to happen. Those peaks will eventually form but it take FOR-Ever! I kept wondering is this really working?
Noshole · 2w
😂😂😂do we have the same mom?
Noshole · 2w
10,000% the only people willing to smell if there’s poop too 😂
Jack D · 2w
Correct.