the most appropriate band name

gutteral disgorge // lethal injection
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mXI6dtOV2mtajrc5YcWiVFSulfk3phmbc

reading contracts makes you question your command of the english language

i was at target and overheard a couple of giggling young ladies as i walked past them saying “omg they’re like book our boyfriends”

they both turned to look at my brothers and scurried away

wth is a book boyfriend?
well, my brothers will eventually get to you girls and you’re going to be just another notch on the bedpost

i am getting used to random americans who smile at me

i smile back because i’m not a miserable bitch and it doesn’t take any energy to respond