wow that’s fast 🤣 #luxon #nzpol

i love the Lone Wolf theory of national leadership challenge 😅 extremely plausible #nzpol

"influencers getting bitten while taking shark selfies" seems like a problem that will sort itself out

crisp ink #nzpol

you want: the season schedule of your kid’s soccer games

it could be achieved by: a spreadsheet, 15 minutes*, an ics calendar file, one email

instead the club has signed up for: SchedMyKids, the convenient app that only requires full read/write control of your contacts, ALL the calendars on your phone, location services, hey it would be way easier to log in with google… don’t even worry about it

Elon Musk probably flushes wipes

the bees have escaped containment and are hacking all the flowers in the nearby forest

what i would say to you is this, it isn’t fair to judge chris luxon by what he says, you need to judge him by what he wishes you thought he said #nzpol

i was so discombobulated when my alarm went off at 5am, my partner said “what’s wrong?”, i said “i didn’t turn my alarm off, i forgot it was saturday!”, they said “it’s monday!” and its been all downhill from there

i said i would get in on the bison discourse

This fucking bird will shred your hand like confetti. Do Not Approach.

i’m so confused because before we HAD llm/slopAI we had working maps, interactive templates you could customise and add infographics to your slidedecks… all these things

now we’ve spent billions of dollars and we don’t have that anymore?