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how come the tauranga council voting “yes” on retaining the māori ward triggers a following binding referendum??!? why doesn’t it just mean yes? #rpb #nzpol

Tom Stafford · 2w

Fedizens! Please send me your favourite meme which shows something important about the #Fediverse I'll go first: https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/680/657/209/906/666/origin...

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@nprofile1q...

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wouldn’t that just be chess??!? #wellycon #boardgames

JeremyJupiterJones :tinoflag: · 2w

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the blow dryer at the sauna does things for my mo-burns

Hurricane Daveosaurus · 3w

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Erik Uden 🚩 · 3w

Oh my god bruh https://media.mastodon.de/media_attachments/files/116/619/585/037/171/836/original/2a751525bb4fedf9.jpg

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@nprofile1q... “This one commercial said, “Forget everything you know about slipcovers.” So I did, and it was a load off of my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn’t know what they were!” - Mitch Hedberg (well ahead of google AI search)

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get on the bus*, gus

*no cash fares
**contactless/snapper only
***contactless temporarily unavailable, find your lost snapper card, povo scum

#50WaysToDestroyWellingtonCity

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i couldn’t decide which was funnier maybe neither

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👩‍🦯The Blind Fraggle · 6w

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ptoothfish (but beige) @ptoothfish (but beige) 1778049343

@nprofile1q... i do have, but hot dogs are happening imminently so… i might hold out

i am allowed chips - if i binge out that’s not on anyone but me, don’t worry ;-)

👩‍🦯The Blind Fraggle · 6w

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@nprofile1q... 🤣 all good.

👩‍🦯The Blind Fraggle · 6w

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👩‍🦯The Blind Fraggle · 6w

I was sitting on the couch in the living room watching TV because every now and then I feel the need to remind myself and everyone else that this is my house, too, lol. Anyway, I wanted a bag of chips...

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@nprofile1q... now i want chips tho

👩‍🦯The Blind Fraggle · 6w

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