@Dr. Proletariat :verified:
Amateur artist. Despite my amateur status I have the GALL to accept commissions because that's how I roll.
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Recent Notes
Lisa does the "butt heart" trend. Tough to do this with her short limbs, but I think it turned out OK.
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#simpsons #lisa_simpson #loli #trend
Support me for more butts: https://ko-fi dot com/proletariart
#simpsons #lisa_simpson #loli #trend
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Commission for https://baraag.net/@[email protected] of Erma being squished against glass, front and back.
Do you think she's in the Phantom Zone from Superman II? Is she someone's collectible now?
Support me so I don't have to keep robbing banks; they hate that in my town: https://ko-fi dot com/proletariart
#loli #yokai #erma_williams
Do you think she's in the Phantom Zone from Superman II? Is she someone's collectible now?
Support me so I don't have to keep robbing banks; they hate that in my town: https://ko-fi dot com/proletariart
#loli #yokai #erma_williams
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nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqsuf9tzqph5zt22r08mg8n0jfxjxejuc5c08t7nnkj58t4cwn6gpswm2wtf You can always, you know, sail the seven seas if you want said games
@nprofile1q... Yeah, but there's a number of reasons I don't do that. Mostly I tend to appreciate games less when I don't pay for them, and I tend to leave them unfinished.
Dicker's O' Toole or something, idk.
I've been waiting for years to play all those games that weren't on Xbox like God of War or Spider-Man, so now that I have my new PC I went to install them.
Turns out I don't have them.
Because I never bought them.
Because my older PC couldn't run them.
I am such a fucking idiot.
Well, new monitor takes precedence anyway. Meanwhile, back to older titles.
Also, why is this 20-year old Family Guy scene a meme now?
#sketch #meme
I've been waiting for years to play all those games that weren't on Xbox like God of War or Spider-Man, so now that I have my new PC I went to install them.
Turns out I don't have them.
Because I never bought them.
Because my older PC couldn't run them.
I am such a fucking idiot.
Well, new monitor takes precedence anyway. Meanwhile, back to older titles.
Also, why is this 20-year old Family Guy scene a meme now?
#sketch #meme
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Finally got the new PC! I took advantage of a flash deal and I had to settle for less RAM than I wanted, but it was either this or waiting a couple more months.
For a mid-range PC it's quite good! Now all I need is a new monitor so I don't have to keep using the tablet as a screen.
Here are a couple more Erma comms for the occasion. Normal Erma lounging on the grass and toddler Erma being bukkake'd.
Plz support: https://ko-fi dot com/proletariart
#loli #yokai #Erma_williams #bukkake
For a mid-range PC it's quite good! Now all I need is a new monitor so I don't have to keep using the tablet as a screen.
Here are a couple more Erma comms for the occasion. Normal Erma lounging on the grass and toddler Erma being bukkake'd.
Plz support: https://ko-fi dot com/proletariart
#loli #yokai #Erma_williams #bukkake
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Look, I'm no conspiracy theorist, but it's at least somewhat interesting that the moment my monitor breaks I start to get ads for new ones everywhere I go.
In other news, I watched that new "Pizza Movie" fully expecting a complete cringefest but it was actually surprisingly funny and creative. Maybe it was the low expectations, but I had a lot of fun with it.
Support me so I can drink coffee instead of cum: https://ko-fi dot com/proletariart
#sketch #simpsons #lisa_simpson #meme #loli
In other news, I watched that new "Pizza Movie" fully expecting a complete cringefest but it was actually surprisingly funny and creative. Maybe it was the low expectations, but I had a lot of fun with it.
Support me so I can drink coffee instead of cum: https://ko-fi dot com/proletariart
#sketch #simpsons #lisa_simpson #meme #loli
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Happy Easter, everyone! Here's a relevant pic that also serves as a MaggieMaynia promo, courtesy of @nprofile1q...
Bart is barely able to contain himself. He's already dripping some precum on that whipped cream. That's a lot of effort to go through to get his dick sucked. I recommend next time he just sticks it in her mouth while she sleeps.
Support me so I can buy chocolate syrup for my tongue, not my dick: https://ko-fi dot com/proletariart
#simpsons #bartsimpson #maggie_simpson #maggieMaynia
Bart is barely able to contain himself. He's already dripping some precum on that whipped cream. That's a lot of effort to go through to get his dick sucked. I recommend next time he just sticks it in her mouth while she sleeps.
Support me so I can buy chocolate syrup for my tongue, not my dick: https://ko-fi dot com/proletariart
#simpsons #bartsimpson #maggie_simpson #maggieMaynia
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nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqsuf9tzqph5zt22r08mg8n0jfxjxejuc5c08t7nnkj58t4cwn6gpswm2wtf Chocolate eggs are so overpriced, it's crazy
@nprofile1q... Those motherfuckers charge you extra for air.
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Did you know tomorrow is Easter? I went to buy one of those chocolate eggs to treat myself but realized a chocolate tablet of the same brand and same weight is like three times cheaper.
Anyway, long story short, I ate the whole tablet already, so I guess tomorrow I'll have to make do without it, smh.
Spoilers for tomorrow's pic (Marge is not in it, though, I just wanted to make the meme).
Support my chocolate addiction: https://ko-fi dot com/proletariart
#sketch #margesimpson #simpsons #meme
Anyway, long story short, I ate the whole tablet already, so I guess tomorrow I'll have to make do without it, smh.
Spoilers for tomorrow's pic (Marge is not in it, though, I just wanted to make the meme).
Support my chocolate addiction: https://ko-fi dot com/proletariart
#sketch #margesimpson #simpsons #meme
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