Clearly someone didn't take me seriously when I said "If you leave a tent behind I will find you" and decided to up the stakes by *also* leaving a giant pile of crap.

The game is afoot. They will regret this.

The main reason I can remotely monitor the temperature of my house is to justify staying in this air conditioned pub

TOP TIP: If you don't have a ceiling fan, simply hover a drone above your head

So we've reached that phase have we

You know you're doing something weird when a tent supplier says "wow you are having a lot of tents" and their order is 1/4 of the total amount

There are a staggering amount of conspiracy theories flying around over the under-16 social media ban, and I am begging people to understand existing government identity verification services.

1. You give them too much credit
2. None of it works like that
3. Yes, it really is that bad

Anyone want to buy an email sending company that can't send emails

I really want a version of clippy that pops up with

Them: It's ok, the tent can't hurt you

The tent:

Devoting the rest of my life to finding and punishing the designer of these temperature controls

One of my communities has a standard practise where members request copies of any x-ray/MRI/CAT scans they have. So we can attempt to assemble one full human from all our scans combined.

It's only just occurred to me how weird this is.

I did not achieve everything I needed to achieve today
[repeat until heat death of the universe]