Going to get cans that are similar to ones for sardines and then wrap them in gold foil to make em look like gold bars and then put em in a box with some rocks so its heavy then ship that box to John Darksoul and when he opens it he'll be like " :poggers2: gold" but then he'll realize they're actually just cans so he'll go "Well I hope it's actually some of the premium canned fish you can get" and he'll open one only to find soup in there because I put soup in there
Just support the Soup brigade. Just support Soup. Just say soup is good. Just say soup is delicious and nutritious.
It's really not that hard to have correct opinions, but soup haters will piss their pants and cry and kick and scream and call you a poor until Woodshop's bitch John Darksoul shows up to give them dino nuggies and a capri sun.
No offense pretty lady, but if you stayed over at my place after a fun night out and I made you a breakfast in bed, would you like my smegma on the toast or the pancakes?