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Nick
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Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️.

“Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @TheBreadmonkey

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Avi: cartoonish self portrait of himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.

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Having taken up the habit of giving US bombers the fingers, I just caught myself giving the thumbs up to an air ambulance.

I am well on the way to becoming a strange old man.
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I have run out of hot sauce, disastrously. The last couple of times I have just bought sriracha, and previous to that a sauce from Mr Vikki.

Fedi! What hot sauce should I buy?

Bonus points for being actually available in the UK and not something I have to fly to Portland, Oregon and ask a three-eyed hipster in an alley for, using a magic word. #AskFedi
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Spytfyre 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 · 6d
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Doktor Overcomma :vepi: · 6d
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Nick · 5d
Thanks for your tips! As a first step, I went to a couple of Chinese supermarkets in Cheltenham today and picked up these. (I appreciate that the Encona is not Chinese). #AskFedi https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/020/601/793/973/918/original/c3fbb2b7df91ba52.jpeg
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I like to lie on my arm until it’s numb before self-boosting, so it feels like someone else is doing it.
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Fucked my ankle very painfully coming down the stairs with some boxes and, to be frank, I don’t feel that I am being offered sufficient sympathy on the domestic front.

More of a cursory assessment that they’re not going to have the call the knacker’s yard just yet, and told to suck it up.
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David Penfold :verified: · 1w
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