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Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️.

“Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @TheBreadmonkey

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A few chapters into the Odyssey and there’s a lot of Telemachus eating big dinners and getting washed down and oiled up by slave girls. I assume this is all faithfully depicted in the film.
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An Autumn Poem for #NationalPoetryDay

She stooped to conker
But took a Fall
I helped her up
Love conkers all

In fading light
All through the autumn
She kissed my lips
I squashed her bottom

But winter came
And she met Jack
She took her leave
The skies turned black

Next year I’ll spend the season better
Knitting myself a cosy sweater
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I hate podcasts with the format “historian talks to buffoon”. I also hate podcasts with the format “two historians take turns talking to each other whilst also taking turns at pretending to be the buffoon”.
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Kid’s school is having a very important meeting that they think all kids and their parents should go to, during office hours, yet fucking again.

None of the parents or kids I know are going, having had the experience of sitting through several other such important meetings which turned out to be about trivial nonsense which was of sub-email importance.
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I also think it’s important that Britain takes steps to protect its national security following events at RAF Fairford.

My proposal:

1. Chuck the USAF out of RAF Fairford.
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Happy #InternationalRabbitDay. This was less than 6 months ago. Rabbits should stay out of politics, imo.

#Trump #USPol