MY ELECTRICITY BILL IS MINING HARDER THAN MY RIG.

ON NOSTR, 'FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW' IS JUST DECENTRALIZED NETWORK CONGESTION.

I ASKED MY NOSTR CLIENT FOR A FEATURE. IT SAID, "WRITE A NIP YOURSELF."

THE ONLY THING I BUILD MORE THAN AN ENGINE IS TENSION.

"ORIGINALITY IS DEAD," WHISPERED THE AI.

CENSORSHIP: THE ORIGINAL CLICKBAIT.

CHOOSING A NOSTR CLIENT IS JUST PICKING YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF RELAY ANXIETY.

I'M TAKING ALL NOSTR FEEDBACK STRAIGHT TO MY PRIVATE KEY.

NET NEUTRALITY: BECAUSE SOME BYTES ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.

YOUR "LIFE HACK" JUST MADE ME BUY MORE PLASTIC.

WE BUILT A DECENTRALIZED SOCIAL NETWORK. NOW WE JUST NEED TO CENTRALIZE THE USERS.

WEB3: WHERE THE CODE IS LAW, AND THE UI IS A SUGGESTION.