Haven’t boarded in Colorado before but I think it may be time before the summer starts

The last few Starbucks I went to don’t know what a red eye was. What is the world coming to

You ever wonder if a person you were supposed to meet was aborted, killed, or unalived by themselves? And how your life would be different having met them?

Since I don’t have a TV, walking on the gym treadmill watching “Remember the Titans”. For the first time…finally getting cultured

A flex being I can drink grapefruit juice in public

I’m not generally a fan of energy drinks…..but that Sherbert flavor Alani got my heart strings tangled

My intrusive thought are always “go ahead, touch the heart, break sterile field, what does that button do”

Blasting early Taylor Swift songs in the OR trying to make me fall in love with everyone wearing caps and masks

Like COVID times were always like “her eyes are cute but what does the bottom half look like” 😂

When you’re unsure of a girl you want to ask out, so you send screenshots to your dad and he says “that’s not the mother type…. Yes stay away though you might have fun for awhile…..”

Fatherly judgement

Weighing food on a scale isn’t too hard, but is gay for sure

Helping a friend rebuild a warm up regulator on a Porsche 928……whatever that means #cars #fixingthings

Anyone read the Big Four by Scott Galloway? I’m about halfway done and find it interesting