@Dad Jokes
A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes
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Recent Notes
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—
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it was just gathering dust!
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it was just gathering dust!
What did one pirate say to the other when he beat him at chess?
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Checkmatey.
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Checkmatey.
Why did the tomato sit down?
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Because it was feeling saucy.
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Because it was feeling saucy.
You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?
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European.
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European.
I cut my finger slicing cheese the other day...
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but I think I may have grater problems than that.
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but I think I may have grater problems than that.
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What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
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A blood orange.
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A blood orange.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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Live stream.
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Live stream.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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Because they might crack up.
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Because they might crack up.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Because it was two-tired.
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Because it was two-tired.
Why did Shakespeare’s wife leave him?
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She got sick of all the drama.
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She got sick of all the drama.
I just bought a dictionary but all of the pages are blank.
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I have no words to describe how mad I am.
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I have no words to describe how mad I am.
What do you call a talking dinosaur?
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A thesaurus.
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A thesaurus.