How do you know if a joke is a dad joke?
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When it becomes apparent.
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Relays (3)
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Recent Notes
Anyone can be buried when they die
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but if you want to be cremated then you have to urn it.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
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A Brazilian
What do you call a sleeping bull?
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A bulldozer.
I cut my finger slicing cheese the other day...
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but I think I may have grater problems than that.
I just bought a dictionary but all of the pages are blank.
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I have no words to describe how mad I am.
What's the most depressing day of the week?
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sadder day.
Why did the baseball player bring a ladder?
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To reach the high scores.
Why was the calendar so confident?
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Because it had so many dates.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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Frostbite.
Why did the belt go to therapy?
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It was feeling a little strapped.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
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Milk and quackers.
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