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just thinking about how if GLP-1s ever get "$30 insulin" affordable & accessible, being skinny will suddenly go out of style

and everyone will act surprised. like we never could have seen that coming lmao
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How to tell the time on your farm in the south:

5-9am: birds! nature! so nice!

9-11am: listen if it were perfect all the time, it wouldn't be a job

11am-2pm: ok yep it's sweaty out here

2-4pm: T H E T I M E D I L A T I O N N E X U S

4-8pm: birds! nature! so nice!
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Every so often the head of a do-gooder nonprofit or journalist reaches out, wanting to hear my thoughts on [farm topic]

And they're always floored & taken aback that I say "mean" things about farmers. Like "They're adults. They chose this. And they should live with the consequences of their actions."
Sarah Taber · 6w
extremely serious take (this is a shitpost): how much of the vibecession comes from legalizing weed -People buy from dispensaries (mostly owned by People Who Can Afford Lawyers) instead of the local ...
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-private prisons hemorrhage $$$ bc they can't just lock people up for weed anymore -> throw all their spare cash into a hard-right political takeover bc they need SOMEONE to jail multiple cities' of people for SOMETHING ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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extremely serious take (this is a shitpost): how much of the vibecession comes from legalizing weed

-People buy from dispensaries (mostly owned by People Who Can Afford Lawyers) instead of the local guy -> fewer opportunities for local guys

-No more awkward hanging out with the weed guy -> male loneliness epidemic
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Sarah Taber · 6w
-private prisons hemorrhage $$$ bc they can't just lock people up for weed anymore -> throw all their spare cash into a hard-right political takeover bc they need SOMEONE to jail multiple cities' of people for SOMETHING ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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Fancy word of the day: pollenkitt

An oily, waxy, sticky goo that plants that are pollinated by insects, bats, & birds put on top of their pollen

so that it
-sticks to pollinators
-doesn't blow away in the wind (hypoallergenic!!)
-has extra tasty calories for the pollinators maybe

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Raspberry time: I wanted to plant some more, so I looked up recommended varieties for North Carolina

only to find the official recommendation for raspberries in this part of the South is "DO NOT ATTEMPT."

Turns out I've been growing raspberries in defiance of natural law this whole time ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ


Sarah Taber · 17w
Ballerina Farm's back in the news, for raw milk problems this time. The reporting has been a little sparse on details with exactly what happened. So since I have some professional food safety experie...
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This video also gets into a wild habit I see people do:

When billionaires & their nepo babies wreck the laws, space, cars, social media, etc, we know how to get mad about it.

But when they mess up at raising food... people make excuses for them? "Oh farming is so hard, they couldn't have known."

...why are we doing this.