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Zonz · 1w
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Husband hates that his wife reads about the faux-celebrities in magazines. They say words to each other. What do they actually hear?

She hears this: "Anyone who likes that is lazy and stupid. You're stupid."

He hears this: "I know they don't actually do anything, but they're more interesting than you."

This is the surprising result: since they wall off into psychic cocoons, therefore the marriage remains intact, for a while longer.
That LARRY SHOW · 1w
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francisscottkey · 2w
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