why? because nostr feels forced, empty of real conversation depth, a big circlejerk about how great it is, but also way too slow somehow.

interesting, to me it sounds like "figure out how you make it worth my while!"

here is how you get samourai pardoned:

make polymarket on if they get a pardon, we all bet on no pardon, then the Trumps can ape into the other side at 1:100.