Word on the street is PED X-ING.

No Monday ever Mondayed as hard as a Tuesday did after a three-day weekend.

Why don’t they just ask the AI how to make AI profitable?

You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.” But only slightly less well-known is this: “Never post a joke about anything on Mastodon unless you are willing to listen to strangers argue about it in your mentions for hours!”

If I can be in a Taco Bell and in a Pizza Hut at the same time, I should be able to post a poll and a photo at the same time. https://beige.party/@Lana/116636466785244635

You’re in your car, waiting for an employee to bring out your drive-up order. You’ve been here for some time, but you don’t mind—you’ve been idly scrolling your timeline and posting. Then they arrive, and you show them your order confirmation code on your phone.

Which they spend a long time looking at. Too long. They seem confused. And then make an embarrassed smirk.

And it dawns on you: that wasn’t your confirmation code.

That was a draft of a Mastodon post. 🤦‍♂️

Welcome… to Fedi Vale.

Mastodon User: OMG, Linux is actually AMAZING! Too bad there's not a free and open source alternative to the government, lol.

Anarchist Mastodon: You're not going to believe this.

“AI is here to stay.”

Yes, businesses that spend twenty times as much as they make in revenue tend to be here for the long haul.

The mode in which your phone can receive calls and notifications is called “Disturb.”

My wife and the ten-year-old are watching ‘Return of the Jedi.’

Apparently, when a parent asked how to explain “the outfit” to their kid, Carrie Fisher said, “Tell them that a giant slug captured me and forced me to wear that stupid outfit, and then I killed him because I didn’t like it.” Legend.