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exist270
@exist270

I've been missing since 2015. πŸŒ΄πŸŒŠπŸŒ…

#3D | #Drone | #Underwater | #Video | #Photo | #Web

πŸ”’ LOCKED:
🌴 Travel: https://exist270.com/travel (810 followers)
🎨 Art: https://exist270.com/art (540 followers)

πŸ”“ UNLOCKED:
🍽️ Food: https://exist270.com/food (270 followers)
🟠 Bitcoin: https://exist270.com/bitcoin

Relays (24)
  • wss://relay.goodmorningbitcoin.com – read & write
  • wss://relay.lexingtonbitcoin.org – read & write
  • wss://satsage.xyz – read & write
  • wss://wons.calva.dev – read & write
  • wss://wot.azzamo.net – read & write
  • wss://wot.girino.org – read & write
  • wss://wot.nostr.net – read & write
  • wss://wot.nostr.party – read & write
  • wss://wot.sovbit.host – read & write
  • wss://wot.sudocarlos.com – read & write
  • wss://wot.utxo.one – read
  • wss://zap.watch – read
  • wss://auth.nostr1.com – read & write
  • wss://inbox.nostr.wine – read & write
  • wss://relay.0xchat.com – read & write
  • ws://127.0.0.1:4869 – write
  • wss://nostr.1312.media – write
  • wss://nostr.at – write
  • wss://nostr.dbtc.link – write
  • wss://nostr.stakey.net – write
  • wss://purplepag.es/ – write
  • wss://relay.damus.io – write
  • wss://relay.nostr.band – write
  • wss://relay.primal.net – write

Recent Notes

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The leveraged #Crypto Twitter degens spent the past few days jumping out the window after blowing their accounts up on this #Bitcoin / #BTC dip (while the homies & I in the group chat calmly stole their coins). πŸ˜πŸ˜‚



A few days later & we're right back to neutral. πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ

Thanks for the generational entry. πŸ™

Better luck next time, losers. πŸ€™

https://youtu.be/PWLRh4WOdpY

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The leveraged #Crypto Twitter degens spent the past few days jumping out the window after blowing their accounts up on this #Bitcoin / #BTC dip (while the homies & I in the group chat calmly stole their coins). πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

A few days later & we're right back to neutral. πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ

Thanks for the generational entry. πŸ™

Better luck next time, losers. πŸ€™

https://youtu.be/PWLRh4WOdpY



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The #Bitcoin price is dropping, but the buying pressure is soaring; the longs are getting stretchered out right now & the group chat just used the opportunity to buy more #BTC @ $64K. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Thank you for your service, gamblers. 🫑

You will not be getting your chips back. πŸ€™



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I just watched an Indian nigga hit a reverse limbo under a shoulder-height limbo bar that was on fire…

…THEN he stands up & hits the head wobble.

DJ: *Plays Alicia Keys "This Girl Is On Fire"*

This is possibly the greatest timeline I have ever seen. πŸ€™

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🚨 ON FREEDOM 🚨

This morning I woke up early & made a metric fuckton of space cakes for a friend's birthday. πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈπŸŽ‚

Then, in the early afternoon, I got drunk/stoned with some homies for absolutely no reason whatsoever; they wanted to, so I was like, "Yeah, fuck it; why not?" & got LIT. 🍻🫠

Went skateboarding until early evening when it started raining, so I stopped to get a gourmet Japanese meal while the rain subsided. β›ˆοΈπŸ£

I skated around some more, then felt peckish later on, so I went to the grocery store to grab some stuff. πŸͺπŸ›οΈ

I came home, prepped a 24-hr marinated Nando's chicken for tomorrow & then made fresh Cajun salmon nuggets as a before-bedtime snack because WHY THE FUCK NOT, BITCH?! 🐟🍽️

It was at that exact moment (buzzed, stoned, watching YouTube & chomping on expensive-ass aquatic nuggies with noodle legs from a full day of physical exertion), that I realized it was Friday. πŸ™ƒπŸ‘€

The thought hit me like a ton of bricks; most people were slaving away in their normie lives, hating every waking moment of this day, pining for the hours to pass so they can finally have 2 days of not being someone else's bitch & answering to people they hate in exchange for a paycheck that doesn't do fuck all for them. πŸ’Έ

I had a whole ridiculous Ferris Bueller Day off, answered to nobody, never once looked at any prices & still ended the day with a higher net worth than when I woke up. πŸš€πŸ“ˆ

This #Bitcoin / #BTC shit is different; it LITERALLY buys you time/space & I will FOREVER be grateful to #Satoshi for this gift. πŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ™

I never thought life could be like this; every possible thing was stacked against us & we were NOT supposed to make it…

…yet we fucking made it anyway, #Nostr fam. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Happy #BitcoinPizzaDay. Stay sovereign.πŸ€™
nobody · 3w
Absolute legend
So Tachi · 3w
I would waste less time reading slop