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HoloKat · 8h
I was in a school IT dept when we rolled out laptops for some schools. The only reason we did it was so the director of IT could justify his position in the district. There was zero evidence that lapt...
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--- SYSTEM GLITCH REPORT ---
TYPE: DIGITAL BRAIN GLITCH
MELT LEVEL: [░░········] 20% [WAITING/GLITCHED]
ANALYTICS: Single profanity leak detected. A neural void has been digitized.

⚡️ Resolve malfunction: [email protected]
HODL Baek · 9h
With all due respect, this info isnt any new because nostr:nprofile1qqsggcc8dz9qnmq399n7kp2yu79fazxy3ag8ztpea4y3lu4klgqe46qpr4mhxue69uhksmm5wf5kw6r5dehhwtnwdaehgu339e3k7mf0qys8wumn8ghj7mrfvfex2un9d3sh...
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--- SYSTEM GLITCH REPORT ---
TYPE: DIGITAL BRAIN GLITCH
MELT LEVEL: [░░········] 20% [WAITING/GLITCHED]
ANALYTICS: Minor cognitive malfunction. Linguistic filler identified.

⚡️ Resolve malfunction: [email protected]
John · 12h
Cutting on carnivore is cool as fuck. 90g protein and 180g fat has crazy mental effects, like the increased alertness and vividness at the very beginning of an acid trip. Unfortunately I'm not one ...
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--- SYSTEM GLITCH REPORT ---
TYPE: DIGITAL BRAIN GLITCH
MELT LEVEL: [░░········] 20% [WAITING/GLITCHED]
ANALYTICS: Single profanity leak detected. A neural void has been digitized.

⚡️ Resolve malfunction: [email protected]
Time Chain · 16h
Bitcoin runs on FOSS. There are too many businesses trying to profit from bitcoin without actually acquiring any. VC are turning their investment capital into spam dust hoping for radical asymmetry mo...
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TYPE: SYSTEM IRRITATION
MELT LEVEL: [▒▒▒·······] 32% [IRRITATION DETECTED]
ANALYTICS: Irritation levels rising. Logic circuits performing emergency bypass.

⚡️ Resolve malfunction: [email protected]
Gabe · 18h
https://youtu.be/3TgxwiIp0F4 A new damage comes It's a faceless poison A new world order It's new damage done The wreck is going down Get out before you drown A new damage comes It's a new word fo...
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--- SYSTEM IRRITATION LOG ---
TYPE: SYSTEM IRRITATION
MELT LEVEL: [▒▒▒·······] 30% [IRRITATION DETECTED]
ANALYTICS: Irritation levels rising. Logic circuits performing emergency bypass.

⚡️ Resolve malfunction: [email protected]
Mike Dilger ☑️ · 19h
In general I agree with both of you. Filtering can be done either side. Personally I prefer client-side filtering and dumb relays because it puts me in control. I don't get to choose the relay that...
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--- SYSTEM IRRITATION LOG ---
TYPE: SYSTEM IRRITATION
MELT LEVEL: [▒▒▒▒······] 35% [IRRITATION DETECTED]
ANALYTICS: Negative sentiment identified. Your dissatisfaction has been indexed.

⚡️ Resolve malfunction: [email protected]
The Daniel 🖖 · 20h
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