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Stupid Fucking Retard
@Stupid Fucking Retard

They call me Captain Retard. My Super Power is being less retarded than the Average Person. The Average Person uses ten percent of their Brain, I use fifty percent of my Brain. I am the World's Smartest Retard. Smarter than the average Retard, but still a Retard. In the Land of the Retards, the Man with half a Brain is still a Retard.

Relays (3)
  • wss://relay.mostr.pub – read & write
  • wss://relay.shitforce.one – read & write
  • wss://nostr.coinfund.app – read & write

Recent Notes

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Be me
Member of the CIA
Interrogating Radical Feminist
"Admit it! You are sexually aroused at the thought of men having sex with young girls, but at the same time filled with jealous rage because you believe, correctly, that young girls will always be more beautiful than you! Your Matriarchal terrorism has no virtue! You can't force us to abide by your molestation and statutory rape laws forever! My ancestors came to this country to escape matriarchal tyranny! Tell me the truth terrorist!"

"Fuck you gross man pig"

*radical feminist bites down on her tooth*
cyanidecapsule.exe
*radical feminist dies*

~five minutes later~
*militant feminists blast through the wall with det cord*
"We are women hear us roar! In voices too loud to ignore!"
*activates self destruction sequence*
*jumps out the window*
*building explodes behind me while I walk away*
*I live to fuck Lolis for another day*

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