They call me Captain Retard. My Super Power is being less retarded than the Average Person. The Average Person uses ten percent of their Brain, I use fifty percent of my Brain. I am the World's Smartest Retard. Smarter than the average Retard, but still a Retard. In the Land of the Retards, the Man with half a Brain is still a Retard.
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Recent Notes
Are you down to fuck on Valentine's Day? I'm gay if you are.
My mother: There are children in Africa that would like to have that food.
Me: Holy shit! What the fuck?! Niggers want to steal my food! Niggers are coming to steal my food! The Jews! The Elders of Zion! The Honourable Society of the Middle Temple! The Bilderbergs! The Rockefellers! Klaus goddamn Schwab is sending Niggers to steal my food! Holy moly!
Literally everyone: take your schizophrenia medication
Me: I love my Japanese Loli Wife in Another world
In my dream I married and impregnated a Japanese Loli.
A twenty-seven-year-old Japanese woman with the body of a twelve-year-old girl. But there is no White Glory to be cultivated in the Womb of a Japanese Woman. I have shamed myself and my people.
My Brother
I don't collect Pokemon
I collect sexual experiences with Pokemon Trainers
Gotta fuck them all
Get on my level or get the fuck off
Can God create a Penis so big even He can not lift it?
You cannot comprehend the immensity of God's big swinging dingaling.
"The Schizophrenia is strong in this one" he said about himself as he was spied on by no one because conspiracy theories are not real. I was an important person in a parallel universe.
I'm not gonna lie
I have schizophrenic memories of being Dead Pool
and it's pretty awesome
You are never really a fully fledged schizophrenic until you start having memories from movies and television shows
