Steven Hoefer on nostr

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Steven Hoefer @Steven Hoefer 1776800221

@nprofile1q... Therapists are in such short supply around here it could be a year before another appointment is available. Maybe they can work something out or do virtual. Hope it was just the receptionist being vacuous.

Alison Wilder · 2d

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Alison Wilder · 2d

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Steven Hoefer @Steven Hoefer 1776799394

@nprofile1q... Yeahhhhh.
I have a bad feeling about this.

Alison Wilder · 2d

Steven Hoefer

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G’s new therapist, when asked if their office was wheelchair accessible, forgot about the 8 steps up to their office.

🫩

Alison Wilder · 2d

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Steven Hoefer

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A great thing about knowing someone who shares a name with a plant is there’s plenty of information on the internet on how to care for them.

Rafaelito 🦤 · 4d

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Steven Hoefer @Steven Hoefer 1776616765

@nprofile1q... 🤔

Rafaelito 🦤 · 4d

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Steven Hoefer

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Just asked to confirm I’m over 18 years old to buy toilet paper.

Anyone not too tired for this world should be buried under it.

Rafaelito 🦤 · 4d

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Rafaelito 🦤 · 5d

Dear algorithms, I know this may come as a shock to you but I'm not actually all that interested in Coachella.

Steven Hoefer @Steven Hoefer 1776462325

@nprofile1q... This is the unspoken flaw in the algorithm. It’s for sale. (Which stinks because music apps should be able to really be able to hit me right between the eyes, but no. They’d rather try to sell me tickets to shows in genres I actively shun.)

Rafaelito 🦤 · 4d

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Steven Hoefer

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While I like the intent behind https://www.getyourshitofftheinternet.com/ I decided to view source and almost died.

It's a single-page webbed site with 50 words on it. It should not throw Javascript errors. It should not query Google a dozen times. It is the dumbest fucking thing.

https://justfuckingusehtml.com/

Nathan Lowell (he/him) 📎 · 6d

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Steven Hoefer

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A haiku is not
A seventeen syllable
sentence with line breaks

#haiku

Steven Hoefer

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Lowe's and Home Depot all have license plate trackers surrounding their stores. Lowe's proudly collaborates ("partners") with Palantir.

If you have a local hardware store or lumber yard, go there instead.

Steven Hoefer

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"Vice President Vance to visit Iowa this month"

Ohshit, Jodi Ernst was right, we're all gonna die!

Alison Wilder · 1w

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Steven Hoefer

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An unexpected thing about finding myself living in a fascist regime is evaluating my extended family and inlaws. Which ones would shelter me, which would let me be taken, and which would sell me out for a shiny penny.