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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper:elephant_suck: 1777709854

Hes explaining how you get bitches

MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper:elephant_suck: 1777709324

Yeah like porn, you should be doing it instead of watching it like a cuck

Hoss "Sneed (Formerly Chuck)” Delgado · 5d

>be me >global button event announced >everyone on earth must press red or blue >rules are simple enough for a golden retriever with anxiety meds >press red: you live no matter what >press blue: you l...

MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper:elephant_suck: 1777679343

After speaking with Sunfather Elion, I understand that the blue button is the superior choice. I will be ascending to a realm free of niggers and Indians to be isekai'd to land of anime women. Only true believers can go but if we have to many false believers we will remain in earth.

Adolf K. Weissman :verified_flashing: · 4d

GET OUT OF MY SIGHT WHORE https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/74/f1/35/74f1359fd629ccc4b4644f533a4c605eaf795eff8885b717d6e1db59ac858f92.jpg?name=pMhyTJ8mUq14IA.jpg

MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper:elephant_suck: 1777677890

You know whats crazy, is shes a hoe and is crying about it so he can feel bad about her choices.

a stranger from your door · 6d

If we could unite this part of Europe into a country, we could have a cool dragon shaped country https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/fe/58/fb/fe58fb2aa7713fa1272dbc27a5852343832ae00d700973...

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Dragovia

Hoss "Sneed (Formerly Chuck)” Delgado · 1w

The only way you'd ever get people to answer this question honestly is if you actually placed real mortal consequences on the table before them, and then they'd all pick red. https://shitpost.cloud/m...

MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper:elephant_suck: 1777537320

I pick red because its the cooler color of the two

🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 · 6d

He comes and goes

MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper:elephant_suck: 1777494383

We never had anyone named penguin

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🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 · 6d

Penguin is just an idea

MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper:elephant_suck: 1777491572

Yeah the government didn't pay me to go get a shot so I just dont get them either, like its cheaper just to photoshop a card

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Mr. Cliff, B.Sc. 🇨🇦🇱🇧 · 6d

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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper:elephant_suck: 1777490829

I bet he forgot to get them every 6 months and has been killing 100s of elderly people

Adolf K. Weissman :verified_flashing: · 1w

just ingested 3000 calories award women can't do that

MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper:elephant_suck: 1777092864

It would be impressive if you could exgest 3000 calories

DrRyanSkelton · 1w

Nene: [reading chat] "'The first time I am watching a Nene stream and the first thing I hear is her saying six seven.' I'm sorry." https://shin.mugicha.club/media/18/29/85/1829852c8a0669dc6f52f53bafc...

MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper:elephant_suck: 1777085279

So is this a hentai animation

MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper:elephant_suck: 1776972838

Ah damn is that a chechen