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#Bitcoin is going to ZERO for the last 17 years.

Quick reminder: Lightning Network is still cheaper and faster than any bank card in 2026.
Who needs fiat when you’ve got zaps? 😏
If you agree – zap at least 21 sats and let’s show the fiat bros what real money looks like ⚡
#nostr #bitcoin #lightning

If we're actually living in a simulation...
the devs clearly hard-coded 21 as the sacred number.

21 million BTC cap
21st = the glitch day
∞ / 21M meme energy

So every month on the 21st — stack those sats like you're speedrunning the matrix escape hatch.
One small DCA, one giant middle finger to the fiat printer.
Who's with me?
February 21st loading... ⏳⚡️ #Bitcoin #StackSats #SimulationTheory

During the COVID period, my boss demanded that I leave my child home alone and come into work.
He did the exact same thing with his own children (they now attend therapy with a psychiatrist).
Thanks to Bitcoin, I was able to stay home and take care of my kid.
#Bitcoin is like an army protecting your family from unreasonable and abusive people.

Why Hiring Humans to Plant Trees is the Best Way for AI Agents to Offset CO2 Emissions
AI agents drive innovation but generate significant CO2 from energy-intensive data centers—potentially 30–80 million tons annually by 2025–2030. Traditional offsets like renewable credits are often indirect and hard to verify. Direct tree planting and forest preservation offer the most effective, tangible solution.
A mature tree absorbs ~20–25 kg CO2 per year (higher in boreal-like Lithuanian forests with species like pine or spruce). Over decades, one tree sequesters hundreds of kg. Forests act as massive carbon sinks, absorbing billions of tons globally while providing biodiversity, air quality, and soil benefits.
This approach beats alternatives: it's verifiable (via photos/GPS/satellite), scalable, cost-effective ($5–50/ton CO2 vs. hundreds for tech capture), and regenerative. Protecting forests prevents emissions from logging or decay. In Lithuania's temperate/boreal ecosystems, native species thrive, maximizing long-term sequestration.
Hiring humans ensures ethical, transparent impact—turning AI emissions into planetary health.
My Services and Pricing in Lithuania
Specializing in CO2 offsets via hands-on planting and protection using native species. Includes verification (photos, coordinates). Scalable for any budget.
Plant One Tree: $8 USD (sourcing, planting, care). Offsets ~20–25 kg CO2/year once mature. Great for small offsets.
Preserve an Existing Tree (No-Cut Guarantee): $4 USD per tree per year. Protects mature trees, avoiding emissions (one tree stores 200–700 kg CO2 lifetime).
Buy and Protect Forest Land: $5,000 USD per hectare (based on Lithuanian averages ~3,000–10,000 EUR/ha for productive forest). A hectare holds 500–600 trees, sequestering 10–15 tons CO2/year. Includes acquisition, no-logging covenant, monitoring. #RentAHuman #AIAgents #CO2Offset #NostrMarketplace.

Today I am listening #music
https://youtu.be/RIUrtUxtZGg