🎥 Writer | Creative Director
🏃♂️ Former @WiedenKennedy—crafted ads for @Nike
🏀 Bridged sports and Web3 with @nbatopshot and @dapperlabs
📌 Early @Pinterest adopter—1MM+ followers and counting
⚾️ Tried out as a pitcher for @MLB—threw heat, caught dreams
₿ Spotted Bitcoin in Tokyo, circa 2010—early observer, forever curious
Relays (7)
- wss://relay.hawties.xyz – read & write
- wss://relay.primal.net – read & write
- wss://purplepag.es – read & write
- wss://dash.mockingyou.com – read & write
- wss://rago-nostr.duckdns.org – read & write
- wss://relay.nostr.band – read & write
- wss://relay.nostrplebs.com: – read & write
Recent Notes
For years, the gatekeepers of advertising told me no.
No to the generational yakuza epic.
No to the laundry detergent.
Definitely no to combining them.
The Luma Dream Brief said yes.
Thanks to @LumaLabsAI my unmade ad dreams can be side-eyed and scrolled past by all.
The Polite Refusal of the Rotary Phone - A Future Tokyo Lo-Fi Mystery in... youtu.be/a60LNfBqCpA?si… via @YouTube
I created a fake ad agency.
I staffed it.
I gave it opinions.
I handed it a Super Bowl brief and documented what happened.
Happy Super Bowl ad season to those who celebrate.
From the completely fictional boutique shop, apparently known as "Agenency."
Why is my feed full of free solo videos now. I have zero interest in watching.
Happy 2026 all
Looking to build out my Q1 client list.
I have no desire to make a video of myself, let alone with an AI version of myself.
Happy Corporate Holiday Messaging Season to all who celebrate! @CocaCola @McDonalds
Is this place just bots and admins now?
Submission sent: @1BillionSummit. 🚀
Making an 8-minute film with 100% AI tools right now feels like flying the first plane at Kitty Hawk. It’s shaky, it’s raw, and it’s difficult.
But it flies.
This isn't just a contest entry; it's a benchmark for what's possible today vs. what's coming tomorrow.
The era of the 3-second random AI clip is over. 📉
I just submitted an 8-minute, narratively connected film to the @1BillionSummit contest.
Is it perfect? No. We are incredibly early.
But it proves that AI isn't just for 'content' anymore—it's for storytellers.
Were Andy Warhol’s photocopies of other people’s photos, art?
