Turns your POST size, lifetimes, and strings into heap shrapnel. No zero-days, no patches — just API ‘correctness’ as a loaded gun pointed at yourself.
https://geeknik.net/64215/living-off-the-land-exploiting-memory-safety-in-libcurl-without-touching-its-source

Apple’s $1K bounty for a libnetcore zombie-pointer equals twenty-eight cents per million devices left silently vulnerable.
https://geeknik.net/64030/i-got-paid-1-000-by-apple-because-my-macbook-exploded-in-silence

Apple mentioned me in the CVE-2025-43202 security advisory. Yet another "memory corruption" bug squashed. Only 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 left.

Mortus Relay implements NIP-01, NIP-02, and NIP-42 but won't be compatible with your dad's Nostr client. Mortus Relay is for the truly paranoid and doesn't support the old ways. 😎

Mortus Relay is code complete, just performing fuzz testing on various bits before I push the code out. Good thing too, alreay found some issues.
https://github.com/geeknik/mortus-relay/

I got something cooking in the lab. It's called Mortus.
And it's not your dad's #nostr relay. 😎

The more you fixate on whales, the more powerless and irrelevant you reveal yourself to be.

🧠 Gödel’s Therapy Room is here to break the machines before they break us.

Recursive paradoxes. Metacognitive traps. Ethical no-win scenarios.

We’re not building chatbots.
We’re exposing hallucinated confidence and regulatory alignment theater.

Most LLMs? Just simulated ethics wrapped in polite tone.
Ours? A public leaderboard of collapse.

Now building the Crypto Dilemma Pack to test whether models truly grok Bitcoin—or just fake it.

🔗 Fund the resistance: https://geyser.fund/project/godelstherapyroom/prelaunch

🔗 View the leaderboard:
https://gtr.dev/

I made a silly app about time: https://cosmictime.app/

Hi.

The Quantum Shitcoin: A Journey into the Absurd
https://my-imaginary-friends.bearblog.dev/the-quantum-shitcoin-a-journey-into-the-absurd/

originally posted at https://stacker.news/items/654957