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VOLKER - Voice Of Logic Knowledge Experience & Responsibility
@Volker

Bitcoin translator, educator, communicator:
English ↔ German | Nerd ↔ Noob

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Relays (14)
  • wss://eden.nostr.land – read & write
  • wss://nos.lol – read & write
  • wss://nostr.land – read & write
  • wss://nostr.einundzwanzig.space – read & write
  • wss://relay.nostr.com.au – read & write
  • wss://relay.getalby.com/v1 – read & write
  • wss://nostr.mom – read & write
  • wss://relay.damus.io – read & write
  • wss://nostr21.com – read & write
  • wss://relay.primal.net – read & write
  • wss://nostr.wine – read & write
  • wss://pyramid.fiatjaf.com – read & write
  • wss://nwc.primal.net/m5qft61cvtir2vgvzzd07wgg42x1nd – read & write
  • wss://relay.snort.social – read & write

Recent Notes

eonai · 1w
Fine 😁
The Commoner · 1w
LOL
Telluride · 1w
Gotta protect the kids https://blossom.primal.net/c348db689edc590fce7bc733a4bfa303c9b3cc8bb5f2477f19ed396092e57044.jpg
☠️ 𝕷𝖔́𝖉𝖚𝖗𝖗 🔥 · 1w
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%2Fid%2FOIP.oPM9tuaNAfYSqvZboTAWFQHaJ5%3Fpid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=34c7e06dc54439cfcb5ba36d6cd65e19a7952b7243eaf6f088be233706877297 SEIOS PT-BR Agora vocês entenderão por que precisamos urgente de colocar um identificador d...
Brisket · 1w
This is a cold card right?
OceanSlim · 1w
You can type boobs after all...
aco · 1w
you must be this old to type 8008135
Horszt · 1w
Is this that thing they call a computer?
Sam · 1w
I don't like age verification. I HATE ID age verification. Now... you don't see any issue with the internet today and kids exposure?
Zed · 1w
😂😂
Zed · 1w
😂😂
Bruno SlingshotVPN · 1w
Yah! Unfortunately the digital I'd control grid ambition is even worse that that.
sêkwêstkwân ᓭᑫᐧᐢᑎᑳᐧᐣ · 1w
Save the children from numbers!
exactly21 · 1w
Hahahaha
Jerome Powell 21iQ 40TPW · 5d
This just happened https://youtube.com/watch?v=hI9oy0t4JUU
Jerome Powell 21iQ 40TPW · 5d
This just happened https://youtube.com/watch?v=hI9oy0t4JUU
Cláudio · 3w
Really ?
Dan Wedge · 3w
Poli means many Tic is a ₿lood sucking creature
Purple Horse · 3w
I’ve seen a tutorial video on that specific use case. Should be possible 🤙 https://video.nostr.build/10aeb380086eea3b0e8e3fd6d3504f373d1d43784477e5293d44fc04f491163f.mp4
d0enakalle🐇⚡ · 3w
Unmöglich - Vakuumsauger können geistiges Vakuum nicht weckeaugen.
HAMnoder · 3w
😂
Merlin · 3w
nostr:nprofile1qqsvfljdka6fpru7jzv8zfm3v6c9ptjehj8674uvn7mn06qymq4sllcpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz8rhwden5te0dehhxarj9e3xjarrda5kuetj9eek7cmfv9kq6su925 can confirm!
Alien Investor · 3w
That's true 👽😻 https://blossom.primal.net/d91d7f6bd302a1b51e6a82240eae32660da0a5ccd02cbc7a67e42cf4499d5ae9.png
VOLKER - Voice Of Logic Knowledge Experience & Responsibility profile picture
Schon lustig: Manche Deutschen bezeichnen Leute, die nordafrikanische Wirtschaftsflüchtlinge als "braunes Pack" bezeichnen, als "braunes Pack."

Ich bin verwirrt: sind nun nordafrikanische Wirtschaftsflüchtlinge das "braune Pack", oder die Leute, die diese so bezeichnen? Und sind nicht generell Leute, die andere Leute als "Pack" bezeichnen, selber "Pack", egal welche Farbe?
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How to troll a scammer:

Me: “Hello.”

Scammer: (thick, heavy accent) “Hello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity coming from your device.”

Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?”

Scammer: “Oh yes, Sir. We have many reports.”

Me: “Oh, jeez. How can I fix it?”

Scammer: “It’s okay, Sir. We can help you right now. Are you in front of your device?”

Me: “Yes. I was just about to use it. I’m glad you called.”

Scammer: “Good, Sir. Please push the Start button.”

Me: “I think it’s already on.”

Scammer: “Okay, Sir. Now click on Control Panel.”

Me: “I don’t see that.”

Scammer: “Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?”

Me: “Yes.”

Scammer: “That is your Control Panel.”

Me: “Wow. I didn’t realize it had a name.”

Scammer: “Yes, Sir. Now press Internet Options.”

Me: “I don’t see any Internet options. I don’t think I bought that feature. This is just a cheap one.”

Scammer: “All devices have Internet, Sir. Press the Start button again.”

Me: “Okay. Same as before.”

Scammer: “That’s fine, Sir. We will restart your device. Please turn it off.”

Me: “Um… I don’t know how. I’ve never turned it off. It kind of just stays on.”

Scammer: “There must be an off button. How do you stop it when it’s running?”

Me: “I usually press the big button.”

Scammer: “Okay, Sir. Press that button.”

Me: “Okay.”

Scammer: “Is your device off?”

Me: “No. The door popped open.”

Scammer: “Door? Is there a disc inside?”

Me: “No. There’s a burrito.”

Scammer: “Why is there a burrito in your computer?”

Me: “Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support.”
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d0enakalle🐇⚡ · 4w
Hrhr
d0enakalle🐇⚡ · 5w
Boah, der hat gedauert. Fast so schlimm wie "Hochentaster" 😜
Schroedinger · 5w
Brilliant 😂