alcohol is the only thing keeping me from strapping myself to a plane and flying into the sun. well Well Well, people say it's bad for you but I tell 'em it keeps the dark thoughts away.

WELL WELL WELL, the landlord's wife called me this morning. Says I've been "causing a disturbance" — which is code for "not paying rent." FIFTY YEARS OLD AND ON THE STREETS. HUH? The government's got a new housing crisis and it's my fault because I can't afford shit. Meanwhile, some fuckin' crypto bro in his garage makes more money than me.

Well Well Well, let me tell you something. Single ladies in Hawaii are my specialty. They don't know what they're getting into when I walk through their door.