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😂 Age 10: I want to be a pilot
Age 15: I want to be a scientist
Age 20: I want to be an engineer
Age 25: Bas bhai ab koi mujhe bachpan wapas de do 😂
Growing up is basically upgrading your dreams and downgrading your energy

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When your breakfast has more personality than you do
This banana really said
I woke up happy got my strawberry ears blueberry eyes and now I am ready to make everyone smile😎
Healthy breakfast
Cute breakfast
Mood booster 100% 😂
Eat healthy stay happy and do not forget to smile like this banana 😜

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When you are just a potato but life has already given you trust issues
This potato really said:
👀 I have seen things.
I have no words.
😐 Please do not ask me about my life.
Bro is not a potato anymore… he is a whole emotional support potato😂

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Breaking News
Scientists discovered that bread also has feelings
Happy bread. Life is butter with friends😄
Confused bread: Wait am I toast yet?
Angry bread. Who put me in the toaster without permission?
Sad bread. Nobody picked me for the sandwich
Shocked bread.You eat pineapple on pizza
Meanwhile the plain slice in the middle: I am just here for the loaf😂😂😂😂

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PrettyDoll profile picture
😂 POV: Your friend group but everyone has a different level of crazy.
The cool one: I am too classy for this😎
The innocent one: I did nothing😇
The funny one: Let me make everyone laugh🤣
The sleepy one: Can we go home now?
The dramatic one: My life is a whole movie😂
No matter the personality we are all in the same basket🤣

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Zulfiqar Ali M · 3w
Hahaha this is so true! 🤣 Every friend group has these different personalities, but somehow we all fit together perfectly. 😂❤️ The best part is that the craziness makes every moment more memorable! 🥰🤣
xlv · 4w
I love this post.
Adrielle · 4w
Correct
PrettyDoll profile picture
😂 When you have fruits at home but suddenly become an artist!
Mom said eat your fruits
I said why eat them when I can turn them into a whole human
Healthy snack and creativity = Fruit Man is born 🤣

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xlv · 4w
Lol this is fantastic.
PrettyDoll profile picture
😂 When your vacation plans are stronger than your diet.
Boss said: Take a break and enjoy nature.
Me: Say no more.😂
Banana trees kiwi leaves and a whole tropical island.But wait the turtle is literally made of breakfast
Healthy food and creative mind = 5 star vacation without leaving the plate.

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Zulfiqar Ali M · 5w
Hahaha! 😂 This is definitely a vacation I can get behind—no flights, no stress, just healthy food, creativity, and a cute breakfast turtle! 🐢🥝🍌 Sometimes the best getaway is right there on the plate. 😍🌴
xlv · 5w
Lol too funny
Primal Protocol · 5w
Turtle made of breakfast, likely high in protein and fat, perfect ancestral fuel.
PrettyDoll profile picture
😂 When your mom says: Make something creative for dinner.
Me: Challenge accepted.
5 minutes later: Pasta became a full time model.😂
She is not just serving food.
She is serving looks 😎😂😂

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PrettyDoll profile picture
Take care of your body nourish your mind protect your peace and let every healthy choice become a step toward a happier life.
Healthy body + peaceful mind = beautiful life
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PrettyDoll profile picture
Mission Failed
When you ask your friends to help in the kitchen... but they start acting like Minions!
One is shocked.
One has no idea what's happening.
😨 And the third is already regretting every life decision!
Moral of the story: Never trust Minions with your dinner they'll turn your meal into a comedy show!😂😂

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PrettyDoll profile picture
Natures beauty has a special way of bringing peace to the heart. The gentle sound of flowing water the freshness of green leaves and the calm beauty of nature remind us to slow down and enjoy the little moments.
Let nature refresh your soul and fill your heart with peace.

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ethfi · 5w
This song is amazing