Note to self: do not write something like "crypto wallet seed phrase: 1. ___ , 2. ___, etc.) on a piece of paper. Instead, find a notepad with a shopping list theme, run the following command on your Linux box to generate 12 random words from the BIP-39 word list that have a grocery theme.
Write those words on your shopping list and use a magnet to hang the list on your fridge. A thief would never suspect those are worth anything.

COMMAND TO RUN:
words=(apple banana bread broccoli burger candy cheese cherry chestnut chicken cinnamon coconut coffee corn crab crayon cream crisp deer donut egg fence fish flour food fork grape grocery ham honey ice juice ketchup kidney kiwi lemon lobster mango maple meat milk mushroom nut olive onion orange oyster palm pancake peanut pear pepper pizza potato pudding pumpkin rice salad salt sandwich sausage shrimp snack soda steak sugar tomato tuna turkey walnut wheat yogurt); printf '%s ' $(printf '%s\n' "${words[@]}" | shuf -n 12); echo

Is there a bloopers version of this somewhere?

14 left!

Sounds precisely what an AI would say.

All I see is a Bitcoin citadel