Him: “Hey, are you even listening to me?”

Me, lost in thought: (Mido. Mido naked. Mido bathing in stream. Mido watching Link bathe. Link and Mido kissing. Link and Mido hot gay sweaty frustrated sex. Link and Mido bully footplay. Link and Mido Deku nut anal beads. Link and Kokiri orgy. Mido Deku Baba rape. Link, Mido, Skull Kid threeway. Mido and Deku Scrub blowjob. Mido and Ghoma oviposition. Mido cumming on the Deku Tree. Mido using fairy as a fleshlight. Mido tied up in Skulltula web. Mido…)

You just know Peedee is taking Lars' 10 incher like a pro.

I hate it when someone says they're into monster porn but then their idea of "monster porn" is just normal ass people in like, halloween costumes or body paint. You don't really like monsters. Monsters are grotesque, scary, ugly. You either accept them as they are or don't.

I wanna fuck the scouts from Peak.

Training loras on other artist's works and pumping out a bunch of slop will never carry with it the status symbol of being a proud owner of a genuine verifiable original from the artist themself. The slop merchants sell counterfeits. The artists sell art.

Mother, I am coomsterbating. Begone.

Having a disability that prevents you from working but also not qualifying for disability coverage because the government you live under hates you. It’s brutal. I just want to be able to be comfortable.