Instead of hairy hominids, we could be robots with fleshy brains in our heads who spend all our time fighting galactic wars, and outside of that drawing fanart and making up fictional things, everything else from human civilization would be erased

irl dwarves only have utility as actors playing small fantasy creatures, if they won't fulfill the role they should be liquidated

Hell is blue theory

amerimutts drink snapple and then die of a heart attack

tsundere mook army that use stun guns or non-lethal shots while yelling they'll kill you

game with kinda cute mook enemy army you don't have to kill any of, like Undertale

evil mook paramilitary army with girls as cute medics (still with mook helmets/outfits)