Every person who appears as an OneyPlays guest from 1/1/2027 onward is based.

The dead assassin bug corpse is gone. Ants are unbelievably efficient.

Goddamn, there are now about 100 tiny ants picking the corpse apart. Took them less than 10 mins to go full ham on lunch time. Enjoy your feast, little dudes.

I'm sad that I wasn't born on 1/4/88

Just watched an assassin bug fly and land next to me outside so I killed it. Fucking assassin bug niggers.

Ultra realism in games is purely for gay normies

Jon Tron should become a regular on OneyPlays again just to piss off all the right people

I'm actually really hyped for the OneyPlays drama for one reason: it's going to prove who is loyal and who isn't. I'm hoping all of the regulars ignore the drama and continue to frequent as guests just to inflict maximum trans self harm.

Tomar, Cory, and Lyle probably aren't going anywhere. Dave might but hopefully not. Faggots like Jeff probably never returning and that's a good thing.

I hope Josh realizes Oney is not his enemy but he is probably so razzled over getting tricked by an anon that he will take it out on Chris in his head. Sad.

@Hoss "Sneed (Formerly Chuck)” Delgado Jersh got fuckin owned

"We know we fucked you but we're going to get fucked if you don't save us."

Me staying home on voot day

I played the demo and changed my mind